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copyright and license

Copyright ©2008–2019 Arden J. Henderson
All Rights Reserved In The World, Known Universe and Multiverses.

Content by Arden Henderson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License. The most prudent way to share this content is just provide a link.

about weeklyblip

Any resemblance of anyone in these fiction stories and seemingly disassociated ramblings about anybody living, dead, or in altered states is purely coincidental, all the character names are absolutely made up or chosen from thin air, products of overworked minds, figments of our imaginations, just a coincidence, stuff that occurred to us while driving to work or standing in line at the grocery store, above reproach, maybe a bit o’ satire now and then if we knew how to write satire, clearly an accident, we have no clue, ask our therapist, buy a Texas Lottery number, plant a tree, not our fault, we have no idea what happened, we were in Lonesome Town at that time or some other place, who knows, we don’t know, no one knows, and if we did know, we’d write a story about it. Written by Arden Henderson.

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Body typeface is Goudy Bookletter 1911, principal design by Barry Schwartz based on Frederic Goudy’s Kennerley Oldstyle. Heading typeface is specified as Cabin Condensed SemiBold, principal design by Impallari Type. See typeface notes. And, by the way, how about that purposeful off-kilter header skewing and chopping? The power of stuff. Like CSS. And magical pixels. Pixies. No, pixels.

tech stuff

Notably and specifically, this website is designed to render awesomely only on the very latest modern browsers. No real rails here, meaning no clever detecting and alerts of ancient browsers, hand-holding, and comforting. Either the site will look awesome or not. Older stuff may implode into a shower of disappearing pixels. But you’re not running out-of-date, not-secure, quirkish browsers, right? More on how your browser stacks up is here.

A hearty thanks shout out to all of the fine toolsmakers and brewers of powerful magic and goodness mentioned herein forthwith. Here be our accolades: Content written in Markdown, processed by MultiMarkdown then plowed, tilled, forged, assembled, bundled, and bolted together with Arden Henderson’s quantum-powered, time-and-space-bending ksh scripts baked endlessly in our vast coding ovens, afterwards served up piping hot by OpenBSD’s httpd rumbling under OpenBSD. CSS3 spindled, slice, diced, and mercilessly crushed with Sass. HTML5 scrubbed with Tidy. Inkscape used to preemptively bulldoze SVG files. Then, SVG and PNG files scrubbed, pulverized, and then melted into molecular wafer-thin shards with the million-ton steel presses scour and pngcrush, respectively. Certificates provided by Let’s Encrypt™. TLS/crypto stack is LibreSSL. Rock-solid hosting by ARP Networks.

This site is responsive design, 100% static, well-formed XML, studiously crafted in XHTML5 (XML-serialized HTML5 aka polyglot markup), and CSS3, delivered encrypted by HTTPS via IPv4 and IPv6, and fortified with DNSSEC goodness. Robots cheerfully delivered by code from RoboHash, created by Colin Davis. Web page hashes spun up with our own arbitrary pre-processed hashing machinery. Bushels of favicons for herds of devices generated by RealFaviconGenerator. Nary a snippet of JavaScript or any other such mad thing served as far as the eye can see. And no JavaScript hiding in the SVG files, either. We leave it as an exercise for the reader to compare and contrast “well-formed XML” with “valid XML.”

a bunch of validation

TLS validation courtesy of Qualys. XHTML5 and CSS3 validation by W3C. HTTP resources checked via REDbot created by Mark Nottingham. IPv6 validation courtesy of ipv6-test.com. DNSSEC validation courtesy of Verisign DNSSEC Debugger.

That’s the end of the tech stuff section for now. Sad? Looking for good treadmill reading material? Safe sleep aid? See more exciting tech remarks, notes, secret algorithms, and recipes for magical pumpkin pie code in the under-the-hood page.

attributions and other stuff our lawyer robots make us say

After our vast army of lawyer robots perused reams of trademark pages and correspondence, we’re pretty sure use of all the logos above is cool. It is explicitly noted that use of any logos here is not an endorsement or certification or any other such thing by the related organizations. All trademarks within are property of their respective holders. Here be the logos and brands acknowledgements, attributions, and references: Sass brand guidelines. W3C Scalable Vector Graphics Logos and Policies. OpenBSD Puffy and LibreSSL graphics license. Let’s Encrypt™ trademark policy. RedBot website bitmap logo reference teleported to SVG format by Arden Henderson and used with permission provided by @redbotorg. ARP Networks logo provided by Support. IPv6 badge provided by ipv6-test.com. Original artwork HTML5✔, CSS3✔, HTTPS✔ SVG graphics created by Arden Henderson, covered under this web page’s copyright and licensing.